"you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day"

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

I’m good at doing this already its not a very good quality. Because a lot of the time you won’t even realize how rude you were, until said a week later, then you feel like a pile a dicks. And you don’t know if the person actually cares or didn’t notice

ASK ME THINGS AND I CAN ONLY REPLY WITH YES OR NO.

(Source: tatt0osandpiercings)