feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

boywond3r23:

amberlawrences:

oh amber, you fucking goddess

My god…. She’s right

thenerdywoodsman:

mrsjackdaniels:

critink:

force-recon:

nathansummers:

gif-express:

Even past all the mods, They’re still human beings.<3

heroes 

*Unemployed^

Let’s go through the list, shall we?

  • Stalking Cat was a computer programmer before he passed away earlier this year. He was Native American and trying to become closer to his totem animal. Through this, he helped pioneer all types of body modification and holds several Guinness Book Records.
  • Erik Sprague, aka Lizard Man, was a former PhD candidate. He has a bachelor’s in philosophy and is a performance artist: both through international side shows and as a music festival host.
  • Maria Jose Cristerna aka “La Mujer Vampiro”  (Vampire Woman) is the mother of four children and a fuckin’ lawyer. She started her transformation after getting out of an abusive marriage, and has talked out against domestic violence.
  • Rick Genest aka Rico The Zombie is a fucking international model, has more sponsorships than any of us could ever hope, and was featured in Lady Gaga’s Born This Way video. Not bad for a 27-year old former homeless punk, I’d say.
I’m willing to bet you haven’t accomplished nearly as much as any one of these people. They’re not only heavily tattooed, but they’re also impressive as all hell in the “employed” department. But don’t worry about it—feel free to keep trying to make yourself feel better about your average life, average body, and average accomplishments.
 
Successful, employed, intelligent, body mod legends.

Rico is a sexy piece of ass, have mercy on my ovaries. The things I would do to that man.

I honestly never realized that his tattoos where really from the photos I have seen I though they were make up. GO awesome fucking people go, I get enough shit just for having a beard and wearing my silly hats

"Theres a difference between fucking someone, and loving someone. Theres a big difference, and I was well aware of that. You know, before I met your mother, I knew there was a difference. Loving? She was my heart yo. My fuckin heart. Yes, yes, I love her to death. I wouldnt trade any of those bitches on the road for a moment of her time. Never."

DMX